December 31, 2014 at 02:06PM

She asked if we can see the fireworks at New Ears. from Facebook

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December 24, 2014 at 08:08PM

Convo between my mom and the kid: Gma: I want you to tell me in the morning what Santa brings you. Monster: Well I can text you. from Facebook

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December 07, 2014 at 10:03AM

Candles are called "wishes." from Facebook

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December 02, 2014 at 07:29PM

I am NOT making this up. [Also, for some background, we took two airplanes to get to 'Sconsin earlier this year.] Just now we were talking about how far away Arendelle is. (Yeah, I know it's a made up place.) I told her it was twice as far as GranGran's house and that GranGran's house is halfway to Arendelle. Then this happened: Her: So we could just drive there. Me: No way, it's way far away. Her: So we would have to fly? Me: Yep. We would have to take TWO more airplanes to get there. [pause] Her: So we would go on FOUR airplanes? Me: *stares dumbfoundedly* from Facebook

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