August 22, 2017 at 06:36PM

Yup, she's my kid. "Aw look, a butterfly!..." [Sly smile directed pointedly at me.] "You know, I might get you a butterfly for your next birthday." 😑 from Facebook
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March 17, 2017 at 05:45PM

My girl found flowers to pick me just like before 💕🌼 #nowandthen #fbf from Facebook
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October 10, 2016 at 07:34PM

Discussing the family roles if she were to magically be part of The Little Couple family... Her: You could be the grandma. Me: What?! I don't want to be a grandma! Her: Well you're gonna have to be a grandma when I have a child. Me: Yeah but that's not for a very, VERY long time. Her: Well you better start getting ready because the 'ears go by very quickly. 😂 😳 from Facebook
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May 11, 2016 at 05:04PM

(While playing "office" - cuz, ya know I don't get enough of the office during the day..) Her: You have to do this. Me: I don't want to. Her: You HAVE to! Me: ...No! Her: Please don't act like me! 😂 from Facebook
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April 09, 2016 at 08:33PM

Her: You look sunburned. Me: I know. Her: Does it hurt? Me: Not yet. Her: It's REALLY red. Me: I know. Do you feel sorry for me? Her: No. Me: *laughs* Her: Well it's not MY fault! from Facebook
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April 09, 2016 at 08:29PM

Sure, she's five now - but she still says "oh!meal." ❤️ from Facebook
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March 13, 2016 at 06:54PM

"Trapel" = Chapel from Facebook
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March 13, 2016 at 04:51PM

"Peach toddler" = Peach cobbler from Facebook
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March 03, 2016 at 08:40PM

Tonight she asked, "Mommy, does the President have to be a man?" SO glad to have had the opportunity to smile and say, "No, a woman can be President too." Saw the wheels turning...then she smiled too. from Facebook
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August 15, 2015 at 07:56AM

Getting ready to play a game, I read the instructions, start to tell her what to do and she interrupts me and tells me, "I know, you put it with the dots facing up." I say, "Yeah, how did you know?" Her answer? "Because I'm awesome." 😂 from Facebook
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May 30, 2015 at 08:21AM

Going through the mail and #monster asks if there's any for her. I give her what looks like junk mail addressed to resident. She opens it, and is excited by the SASE included. Then she finds there's also $5! Kid scored. Then I tell her that money isn't a toy so we'll put it in her bank later. And I say, "Careful not to lose that, that's a lot of money." And she goes, "No it's not. That's just a little money." 😐 from Facebook
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February 01, 2015 at 08:38AM

Monster (to Alex): Could I marry you when I grow up? Alex (inaudible): [some version of no] Monster: Then who could I marry? ...How about I marry Elmo? from Facebook

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January 11, 2015 at 07:56AM

Early morning conversation with the Monster..she suddenly started talking about some mommies at Halloween. And how they're wrapped in band aids. [Super confused at this point.] And some are wrapped in paper. [Still puzzled.] Frustrated, she insists, "The MOMMIES! At Hallo-WEEEEN." Ohhhhhhh. The mummies. :) from Facebook

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January 02, 2015 at 06:54PM

Monster: I don't WANT to go to school on Monday! Me: But if you don't go to school how will you learn and be smart? Monster: I don't need to go to school I'm smart already. LOL! from Facebook

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December 31, 2014 at 02:06PM

She asked if we can see the fireworks at New Ears. from Facebook

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December 24, 2014 at 08:08PM

Convo between my mom and the kid: Gma: I want you to tell me in the morning what Santa brings you. Monster: Well I can text you. from Facebook

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December 07, 2014 at 10:03AM

Candles are called "wishes." from Facebook

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December 02, 2014 at 07:29PM

I am NOT making this up. [Also, for some background, we took two airplanes to get to 'Sconsin earlier this year.] Just now we were talking about how far away Arendelle is. (Yeah, I know it's a made up place.) I told her it was twice as far as GranGran's house and that GranGran's house is halfway to Arendelle. Then this happened: Her: So we could just drive there. Me: No way, it's way far away. Her: So we would have to fly? Me: Yep. We would have to take TWO more airplanes to get there. [pause] Her: So we would go on FOUR airplanes? Me: *stares dumbfoundedly* from Facebook

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November 30, 2014 at 09:10PM

According to her, at our old house we had an alligator. (Elevator.) from Facebook

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November 10, 2014 at 07:40PM

Monster (laying on my chest): I can hear your heart bleat. It's bleeding fast. from Facebook

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