Sunday, February 1, 2015

February 01, 2015 at 08:38AM

Monster (to Alex): Could I marry you when I grow up? Alex (inaudible): [some version of no] Monster: Then who could I marry? ...How about I marry Elmo? from Facebook

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Sunday, January 11, 2015

January 11, 2015 at 07:56AM

Early morning conversation with the Monster..she suddenly started talking about some mommies at Halloween. And how they're wrapped in band aids. [Super confused at this point.] And some are wrapped in paper. [Still puzzled.] Frustrated, she insists, "The MOMMIES! At Hallo-WEEEEN." Ohhhhhhh. The mummies. :) from Facebook

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Friday, January 2, 2015

January 02, 2015 at 06:54PM

Monster: I don't WANT to go to school on Monday! Me: But if you don't go to school how will you learn and be smart? Monster: I don't need to go to school I'm smart already. LOL! from Facebook

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